Me: This is like the Hunger Games
Guy: Is that even good? I don't know if I should see the movie.
Me: You should read the books
Guy: Nah, the only books that I've actually liked reading were the Harry Potter books.
Friend: You don't understand, she probably just fell in love with you
Me: I think I just did
Hermione: Well, I was curious, so I went to -
Harry and Ron: The library.
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down:
My haiku about Sabrina's legs
Prickly cacti Such oddly shaped pair of legs Can I pet them now?
rryland: do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
fuck you, said the raven.: House+Sign Analysis :... →
Both Ravenclaws and Libras are known to have refined and artistic tastes, and this can very well make them seem like they’re, for lack of a better word, snobs. Generally though, given the nature of the Scales and the mellow nature of the Eagle, they are willing to accept you thinking them as…
What Tenzin should have said:
Korra: Maybe the reason I haven't been able to learn airbending is because YOU'RE A TERRIBLE TEACHER!
Tenzin: Terrible teacher? TERRIBLE TEACHER! I taught a 5 YEAR OLD how to airbend with his FARTS. So fuck you Korra! Fuck you very much!